Tuesday, March 10, 2009

DONT WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN





OK SO MY SHORT DICK MAN JUST CANT SEEM TO GET ENOUGH OF HIMSELF AND SENSE NO BITCH CAN FEEL HIS COCK WHEN ITS INSIDE THEM IVE CUM TO THE CONCLUSION THAT MAYBE IT ISNT A COCK AFTERALL, AND HE WAS ACCIDENTALLY BORN WITH A PENIS *GIGGLE* AS HARSH AS THAT MAY SOUND, FACTS ARE FACTS AND I TRUELY BELIEVE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE GIVEN SOMETHING SO....WELL HOW DO I SAY THIS LIGHTLY...UM...."Q-TIP" LOOKING ITS JUST RIDICULOUS, I MEAN SERIOUSLY MY POMERAINAINS COCK FEELS BETTER THEN THAT...HOW PETHETIC CAN HE POSSIBLY BE....HAHA THE FUNNIEST PART IS HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE IS PLEASING ME, WHEN IT ALL ACTUALITY I WOULD RATHER HAVE A "Q-TIP" IN MY PUSSY IT MIGHT ACTAULLY HIT MY WALLS AND TOUCH MORE THEN MY PUSSY LIPS....LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!

SMOOCHES,
BROOKE

Saturday, January 3, 2009

My Small Dick Panty Boy



I was talking to My Cute Lil Panty boy, and he is so funny....i still don't fully understand how a man could be hardcore by day and panty boy by night...but when i received this pic i finally realized why.....hahaha....look how small his cock is ...i mean really WTF is that, My finger feels sooooo much better then that, lol....and the funny part is he truly thinks his cock is soooo big and he acts like it cums all the way to his chest, and when he sent me these pics i knew it wouldnt even reach his belly button let alone his chest and not even a penis pump would help lol...i mean really i felt embarrassed for him how fucking pathetic can he possibly be??? I loveeee my panty boys but its obvious that some of them just need sum EXTRAAAAA lovin....lol...oh my!
Smooches,
Brooke




Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Slutty Boy Mickey

So Mickey called me today and said he was feeling very horny so i giggled and said ok baby, what did u have in mind today and he tells me he wanted me to guide him while he tries to fuck his dog, so i was like ok...well Mickey was a little hesitant but he said its always what he fantazies about, so we started and to be honest i really didnt believe he was gonna do it, until he tells me to turn on my yahoo and watch him on webcam...so i did and all of a sudden i see Gunny his dog putting his doggy dick all inside of mickey's ass....i tried so hard not to laught at mickey but it was to hard not to...mickey asked me if it turned me on and quickly i said "NO" even tho in the back of mind my pussy was getting very wet....so i did as much as i could to not get into it but it didnt work...mickey asked me if im sure i didnt want to have my dog dominic fuck me and i was soooo horny by that time that i just couldnt say no...so i finally said yes and i went to find Dominic....I got down on all fours and once Dom smelled my wet cunt he jumped on me and i have to be honest it felt SOOOO DAMN GOOD!
Smooches,
Brooke

Thursday, November 6, 2008

I DEFINITELY EARNED MY A+

STEVE CALLED ME TODAY AND WANTED TO DO SOME ROLE PLAYING...I WAS TOTALLY INTO IT BECAUSE I LOVE TO EXPLORE NAWTY IMAGINATIONS...STEVE WANTED ME TO PRETEND HE WAS MY PROFESSOR AND I WAS HIS STUDENT, HE WANTED ME TO PROVE HOW BAD I WANTED MY A+ AND SO I DID, I STARTED TO GET INTO THE CALL AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A WOMAN PICKS UP THE PHONE AND I HEAR STEVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING....HE SAYS "OMG" BABY ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK..ONCE I HEARD THAT LINE I NEW HE WAS IN SUM SHIT...SO I STAYED IN CHARACTER, I JUST CHANGED IT UP A BIT AND ACTED LIKE I WAS CALLING FROM A PUBLIC SURVEY COMPANY AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS HOPING STEVE CAUGHT ON BEFORE HIS WIFE DID AND LUCKLY HE DID...2 MIN LATER I WAS OFF THE PHONE, WITH MY A+ EARNED AND A MARRIAGE SAVED....HAHA MAN IM THE SHIT!SMOOCHES,
BROOKE

Friday, October 3, 2008

MY SISTER FUCKING PUSSY

OK SO THIS GUY CALLED ME TODAY AND ALL HE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS SISTER AND HOW HE WANTED ME TO PRETEND I WAS HIS SISTER....IT WASTOTALLY COOL I ENJOYED IT UNTIL HE BITCHED ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GO ALL THE WAY....HE SAID HOW HE WANTED TO FUCK HER AND HOW HE WANTED HIS PARENTS TO WALKIN, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WOULD START CRYING AND SAYING HOW HE JUST COULDNT DO IT....THEN HE WOULD GO BACK INTO HOW HE WANTED TO EAT HER PUSSY....THEN HE WOULD START CRYING AGAIN....FINALLY HE BITCHED SO MUCH THAT I THINK HE ANNOYED HIMSELF AND HUNG UP LOL...WHAT A FUCKIN LOSER...BIPOLAR IS SOOOO NOT THE FASHION..GET IT TOGETHER FUCKIN PUSSY!
SMOOCHES,
BROOKE

CUM GET ME OFF

OK SO I HAD MY SISSY BITCH CALL ME 2DAY AND HE
WAS SOOOOOO PETHETIC ALL HE WANTED ME TO DO
WAS GIVE HIM A LAP DANCE AND SO I DID THAT, I BARLEY
WALKED UP TO HIM AND I TOOK OFF MY PANTIES AND ALL OF
A SUDDEN I HEAR OMGGGG IM GONNA CUM ALL I COULD DO
WAS LAUGH I WAS ONLY ON THE PHONE WITH HIM FOR 2 MIN
AND 47 SEC AND HE CAME HOW PETHETIC I DIDNT EVEN GET
A CHANCE TO GET OFF...WHAT A FUCKIN LOSER....GRRR....
CUM GET ME OFF!!!!!
SMOOCHES,
*BROOKE*